The trick with hello.php is already tried and works.
Check it:
handbook.ricadvst.leftbrain.net/hello.php
I have read the logs - and no error of any kind is registered...
The installation goes smoothly, the new folder is created, as far as I know the correct files are placed there...
The site is hosted at Rochen and those guys are supposedly know how to set up a Joomla friendly hosting... I use them since my first Joomla site - which has been created within a week after the first ever Joomla pack was released. But if you wish to take a look, I can grant you FULL access to everything. I am clueless, time is running out, and instead of cache in, I am in the real danger of loosing the project (an money paid to you with that).